Cheaters Relief by BSN
It's how to Cheat and get Lean!
Take This Test!
Q. Do you ever watch cooking shows and find yourself getting hungry?
A. Yes or No
Q. Have you ever eaten an entire pizza by yourself and
then stopped for ice cream on the way home?
A. Yes or No
Q. Have you ever had to order two desserts because one wasn't enough?
A. Yes or No
Q. Would you like to have your cake, your
fries, your ice cream, etc. and eat it, too?
A. Yes
or No
I got "yes", "yes", "yes", and "yes." How'd
you do?
By: Chris Ferguson President
and Chief Product Formulator For BSN
The Other 10%
If I had to marry food, I just couldn't be
faithful. I love to eat way too much. Burgers, fries, chocolate, beer, pasta - I
love them all.
Evidently, I'm not alone. "Over-fat" is a national epidemic in
this country because of crummy eating and exercise habits, and a never-ending
supply of delicious, calorie-rich foods. While you and I know HOW to eat
properly, it isn't always easy to do, nor do we always want to. Now, don't get
me wrong. A fitness enthusiast at heart, I eat "clean" about 90% of the time.
I've often advocated a diet higher in protein and lower in carbs and fat. It can
work wonders, as it has on many people whom I've trained and otherwise
consulted.
But the reality is that there will always be that "other 10%"
of the time where my diet gets a little "dirty". Maybe I've had a bad day at the
office, a night of partying, a vacation (always a killer), a business trip
(ditto), a "crisis" with family or friends, and so on. Or, maybe I've got no
particular excuse other than I want to give in to my culinary cravings.
The bottom line is there is an endless variety of explanations
why our diets stop looking like "diets" from time to time. And that's okay,
because if you don't cheat on occasion, you'll go freaking crazy. Furthermore,
sometimes your body just needs a change of eating habits, just like it needs a
change of workout habits.
Guilt No More!
I've
been cheating on my diet for nearly a decade. About three years ago, however, I
decided it was time to figure out how to get away with my dietary crimes. I was
sick of feeling guilty; sick of worrying that I would wake up in the morning to
see that my abs had disappeared, and that my muscles had gone "soft". I was sick
of having to "do the time" and suffer an ultra-strict diet for 3-4 days - after
an episode of cheating in order to get my physique back where it was. I began to
examine my cheating habits in detail. I considered the type and variety of "bad"
foods that I ate, the quantities I ate, and the time of day that I committed my
dietary crimes.
Next, I started supplementing with various dietary ingredients
that I thought would either prevent my body from absorbing "bad" calories in the
first place, or ensure they ended up in a good place (i.e., muscle instead of
fat) in the event that they were absorbed.
Home-Brewed "Cheater's Relief"
It wasn't long before I had developed my own personal brew, a
kind of "Cheaters Relief", as I called it:
Fat and Calorie Blockers: I added these ingredients to prevent
the carb and fat calories found in my favorite treats from getting absorbed into
my body in the first place.
Insulin Amplifiers: Of course, some of the carbs in my blueberry cheesecake or
chocolate sundae were going to be absorbed. I added these ingredients to
"detour" them into muscle and away from fat.
Carbohydrate Conversion Inhibitors: These substances prevent
excess carbs from being converted into fat. Instead, the carbs are burned up for
energy, or stored as glycogen in your muscle cells (not in your fat tissue).
The ability of my home brew to push more carbohydrate calories
into my muscles and less into fat tissue was of critical importance. Different
tissues in your body respond to insulin. Muscle tissue is insulin's biggest
tissue target of them all. Insulin "pushes" carbs into your muscles. The more
this happens, the less likely you are to get fat. Also, because your muscles
will store some of the carbs as glycogen, allowing them to look shapelier and
pack even more power at the gym.
How
Well Did My Brew Work?
I started to notice that if my diet got a little dirty for a
day or two during the week, and I didn't take my home-brewed Cheaters Relief
formula, it would take me 3-4 days until I got my body fat and muscle definition
back to their original state. When I took Cheaters Relief, on the other hand, my
physique suffered practically no ill effects. The mirror proved this to me time
and time again. Consequently, I no longer got stressed about eating poorly some
of the time. There was no more guilt, no more worry.
Very encouraged my by results, I decided to get my wife, Julie
involved. We tried to see how long we could let our diets slide before we
started seeing negative changes to our physiques. Every time we planned to
cheat, we'd prepare ourselves by consuming our home brew beforehand. And every
time we'd end up looking great in the mirror in the days that followed. We were
able to commit the crime without having to do the time.
It Worked Better With Use!
One thing that kind of surprised me at first was as the weeks
went by I found that our Cheaters Relief formula worked better. Normally most
supplements kind of hit a plateau. They stop causing any further changes after
some period of use.
Julie and I, on the other hand, actually started to get
leaner. When I thought about it, it started to make perfect sense: muscle is the
biggest target for insulin, but fat tissue is also a target for this hormone. As
the ingredients in our Cheaters Relief pushed more calories into our muscles,
our fat tissue shrunk in size. Relatively speaking, this made our muscles an
even bigger target for insulin. In turn, this meant that the 'insulin
amplifiers' and other ingredients in our formula worked better, which caused us
to lose more fat, and so on. It was a vicious cycle, but in a good way.
Taking
Cheaters Relief To The Next Level!
The scientist in me wanted to see how far I could take this. I
started tweaking the formula further by improving the ingredient profile,
modifying the dosage, and adjusting the times of ingestion. I also experimented
with different kinds and quantities of bad foods. I found out what worked best,
what just plain didn't work at all, and everything in between.
Initially, I was popping up to 30 capsules before any given
cheating episode. Then I honed the formula down to make it pack more punch with
only having to take a few capsules per meal. After a year of tweaking and
perfecting I felt I had created the ultimate carbohydrate and fat inhibitor. So,
I began letting friends, colleagues, and individuals in our Beta-Testing Program
give it a "real world" test. The results were uniformly amazing: everyone
reported they could push the limits of "dirty eating" while maintaining their
shape, muscle tone, and definition. If they ate reasonably well most of the time
and used Cheaters Relief during the "Other 10%", they actually got leaner and
tighter over time.
If you are tired of feeling guilty or depressed about enjoying delicious foods,
or you are worried that you will suffer "cosmetic wounds" (fat gain, or loss of
shape and definition) in the days that follow your cheating episode, then run
out today and get Cheaters Relief. Now you can eliminate your guilt and improve
your shape and body when you want to be bad! It is what you've been wanting and
looking for every time you splurge!
